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Satireday: City Place Mall Officially Rebranded as Sh**ty Place Mall


In a surprise announcement today, Petrie Ross Ventures released their plan for re-branding the City Place Mall in downtown Silver Spring. The new name will be “Sh**ty Place Mall” and will pivot the anchor stores toward lower end, less proven chains. “Re-branding as ‘Sh**ty Place’ just made sense”, said Petrie Ross Vice-Chair, Phillip Ross. “The

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Local Biz: Zed’s Cafe


My name is Zed. I’m the owner and manager of Zed’s cafe, here in Silver Spring. How did you end up in Silver Spring? I ended up in Silver Spring by accident. I traveled overseas. I went to Europe, and then I went to Africa. On the way back from Africa to the States, I